Bumper Sticker "Not Your Grandmother's Lube"

Description

Showcase Your Brass Pride With Monster Oil's Stylish Stickers.
When people first see our bumper stickers they have one of several different reactions:
"Why is a lube company selling something that is sticky?"
"I wonder if I could use these to cover up the private parts on my Renaissance paintings."
"Thank goodness; the 'Brassholes 4-ever' bumper sticker on my case needs a friend."
"Help! Three random guys kidnapped me and made me look at bumper stickers!"
We use ours for bathroom wallpaper — 500 or so should do it.
Monster on!